Designer John Korpics (Esquire, ESPN, Fortune, many more) had a helluva commute once upon a time. We’d like to share it with you. Featured Chapter 10: “Honey, I’m Home” The one with cute dogs and dick moves. Chapter 09: Jean Genie The one with the Texas tuxedo. Chapter 08: The Things I Carry The one with the bag check. Chapter 07: An Inconvenient Deuce The one with the unscheduled “business” meeting Chapter 06: Egginabag® The one with an egg in a bag. Chapter 05: Dick Move The one where I made you ask. Chapter 04: The Talker The one with the Chappaqua Squawker Chapter 03: The Sunny Side The one where I fly too close to the sun. Chapter 02: Commuting Is No Yoke a/k/a “The 7:25” Peaker Chapter 01: The One Where I Explain Myself Welcome to the first post on my effing commute.